American english is like real english but badly spelled…
At least our words are spelled more similarly to how they’re pronounced. Tell me how the “gh” in “draught” sounds like an “f” and yet the “gh” in “plough” sounds like a “w”
All English is weird. Rough still has the “f” sound. The best thing English has done is remove gender from everyday objects. The water isn’t masculine or feminine it’s goddamn water.
I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!
Body Positive Zangief!
call him bpz
BODY POSITIVE ZANGIEF
I love BPZ.
Let’s just proliferate the shit out of this.
BODY POSITIVE ZANGIEF!
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time? Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.
BLESS THIS POST
also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat
also the number of hours doing homework depends on if you have a learning disability/hard time focusing/etc.
An to think its only getting harder…
And also social live is an important part.one just don’t do homework while talking to a friend and it is abusive kids can’t share with their peers just because they have 20 of homework to do
everything about this hits home
And then, if you’re an Honors student, you’re pretty much expected to do twice that. And people wondered why I wasn’t social.
See, this is why I ignored homework in high school and just waited until the morning of the due date to do it all.
Also, I didn’t want to do it. That’s probably the more truthful argument.
Hannibal Buress - (x)
This is why shouting at people who are ignorant doesn’t work.
No, this is why insulting people and reacting with explosive anger instead of taking the time to explain something in a calm, educating manner won’t get you anywhere.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
this is an important thing to remember.